I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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