The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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