yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
