..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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