In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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