I only kidnapped one of them. chill
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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