I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Randomize
