id be glad to
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Green mimosas i think yes
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
