The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
