Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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