this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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