i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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