he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Randomize
