Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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