thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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