Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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