I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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