Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
