Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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