butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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