First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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