I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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