i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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