it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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