we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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