two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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