Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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