Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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