Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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