Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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