the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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