I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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