Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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