my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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