we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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