That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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