Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang