We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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