It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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