This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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