I just saw a hot homeless man
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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