i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
What drink are we having for lunch?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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