no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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