Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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