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(609): View more from New Jersey

this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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(330): View more from Ohio

98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk

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(585): View more from New York

Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up

(1-585): View more from New York

Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him

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(775): View more from Nevada

He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"

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(515): View more from Iowa

Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You have such a talent for this

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Friendship, or finding weed?

(203): View more from Connecticut

Yes

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