Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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