I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How's work?
Spinning.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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