how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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