So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
