and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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