Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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